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The next generation of chocolate milk. Less sugar, more protein, nothing artificial, delivered to your doorstep.

real milk, real good

Lorem Khaled Ipsum is a major key to success. Learning is cool, but knowing is better, and I know the key to success. Lion! Egg whites, turkey sausage, wheat toast, water.
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what's in the milk

Nothing artificial
75% less sugar*
50% more protein*
Lactose Free
Gluten Free
Nut Free
Soy Free
Carrageenan free

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Drinks that taste good are supposed to be bad for your health. Ours aren’t.